Matern Family News:
SquirrelFest 2010 Announced

A prominent local rodent tribe, the Squirrels, announced today that SquirrelFest, the annual family gathering of the primarily Midwest-based mammals of the order Rodentia, will be held at the Park View, IA residence of Saddam Squirrel.

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This Month's Family Events:
NameBirth Date
Christian Ellis Monday, July 11, 1977
Louis Dinwiddie Wednesday, July 14, 1948
Michael Matern Tuesday, July 18, 1950
Christine Ellis Saturday, July 21, 1951
Bridget Matern Sunday, July 27, 1997
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St. Louis 0 NY Mets 4 (FINAL)

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Detroit 2 Tampa Bay 4 (FINAL)
Today's Quotation:
  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
...Dr. Seuss
This Week's NPR Puzzle:
This is a two-week creative challenge. Come up with a riddle that starts off with "What's the difference between" and involves a spoonerism. A spoonerism is when consonant sounds are interchanged. For example, "What's the difference between an ornithologist and a loser in a spelling bee?" The answer: "One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher."

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